Ninjas vs. Maids

Ninjas are one of the most powerful forces in the universe.  Therefore, they are not only better than maids, they are better than everyone. If you have had a maid in the past, you will be amazed at the difference in how much cleaner your house is after a visit by the Cleaning Ninjas.

7 Reasons Ninjas are Better than Maids

  1. Ninjas are silent and very quiet when they are cleaning. You can hear a maid coming from a mile away.
  2. Maids are normal people and do not have the ability to become invisible.
  3. Ninjas are very polite and always say please or thank you. Maids are surly and downtrodden.
  4. Many superheroes are also ninjas. No superheroes are also maids.
  5. Maids talk too much and never allow you to finish what you are saying. Ninjas really listen.
  6. Ninjas can levitate and run up walls. Maids cannot do this so they miss a lot of spots while they are cleaning.
  7. Chuck Norris. Yes, ninjas claim Chuck Norris. Sorry maids.

It is pretty easy to see why ninjas always beat maids in customer satisfaction (and for that matter, why ninjas beat everyone). Ninjas spend a lot of time training, and are standing by, ready to bring their awesomeness to make your home the cleanest house in Lincoln and Omaha.

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